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Brent: Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. That's pretty funny. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A. Baby Jay: That's it boy, put the dick down. Jay: Willam Black: Oh sorry I'm late. Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Free shipping for many products! I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Visible crew/equipment: When Jay and SB are kicked off the bus and are bitching about it, a boom mic is reflected in the back window of the bus. I mean youse guys, I'd do anything for youse guys, 'cause for the lift and shit. And I'll be, like, "What, you don't know fuckin' Jay and Silent Bob? Steve-Dave Pulasti: Jay: Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Fuck them up their stupid asses. See? Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Matt Damon: Matt Damon: Remember: Don't pull your dick out 'till she asks, or until she's sleeping. Gay, straight it's all the same now. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Banky: You want some of this? And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs." You have a sick and twisted world perspective. Jay: Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. 1 Goals Steal Jewels. Fuck fuck fuck fuck Willenholly: What you don't believe me? It was just a tranquilizer. film studio name : Dimension. Whillenholly: Jay: Feature length? Randal Graves: That was an incredibly daring escape! Jason Biggs: Angel Jay: Sissy: It's really a fucking drag. When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Who's watching these babies? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back With sidesplitting dialogue and rampant profanity, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back reunites Kevin Smith's dynamic duo in supreme lowbrow style. Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Brent: Randal Graves: (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Chased by studio security guard Gordon through the Miramax lot and reclaiming Suzanne from the set of Scream 4, Jay and Silent Bob end up in the dressing room of Jason Biggs and James Van Der Beek, the actors playing Bluntman and Chronic in the film. I'm HAUNTED by it! So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. Whillenholly: Let's kick 'em out! [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] There's females present. Jay slaps his face], [while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station]. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Alyssa Jones: Whillenholly: En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Banky: Whillenholly: Free Shipping on CD, DVD, and Blu-ray orders over $40. Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Crazy crackers with guns. Jay: Just take it from "It's a good course.". Get the fuck off her. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back grossed $30.1 million in the United States and Canada and $3.7 million in other territories for a worldwide total of $33.8 million, against a production budget of $22 million. I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. He is depicted as an unemployed slacker, living with his parents and lacking the motivation and maturity appropriate to his age. Hey, wait a second! Jay: Fuck! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. . . Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that we call it DOOBIE SNACKS! Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Catchy, ain't it? Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. I AM THE C.L.I.T. Sheriff: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? . [Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]. Jay: Jay: Whillenholly: There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. And you know what they do to you in jail. Jay: The C.L.I.T is not real. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? The little stoner was right! Jay: The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. Willenholly: Jay: I *AM* wearing pansy red booties, Matt Damon: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. Chaka's Production Assistant: Here's your coffee sir. Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD Kevin Smith 2 disc collectors edition at the best online prices at eBay! [to Silent Bob] Willenholly: Passerby: It includes a longer scene with the two scenes joking. Opening text: Brent: / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: I can't believe Judi Dench played me. This page has been archived and is no longer updated. He's got a great sense of humor. James Van Der Beek: [21][22] A Blu-ray version of the film was released on September 19, 2006. There are no more lines. See production, box office & company info. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. James Van Der Beek: Hooker #1: Who'd pay to see that? Jay and Silent Bob get their royalties from Banky after Silent Bob informs him he violated their original likeness rights contract by not getting their permission before selling the film rights to Miramax, and could face serious legal troubles, and Justice turns herself and her former team in to Willenholly in exchange for a shorter sentence and freeing Jay and Silent Bob. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: I thought that was a 10-82. [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] Wes? [appears out of nowhere] I pinch it like this. Brent: Gus Van Sant: Say, what's all this talk about farting? There's a script for this movie? Jay: Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Justice: [to Teen #2] Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. Jay: Don't you recognize me? Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Speakin' of lickin' balls, man, how 'bout that Justice chick? These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Ben Affleck: The loose plotting and crude language may be too much for others though. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit". - Niggaz With Puppets. Holden: Jay: Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. No, but it's Miramax. That's what the Internet's for, slandering others anonymously! Oh, you're the executive producer. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, Bluntman and Chronic: 2001: In the comedy film, the duo Jay and Silent Bob encounter the making of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, a satirical sequel to Good Will Hunting. Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. It alternates film dialogue with songs of various genres that appear in the film. Shaggy: By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Yeah, sis. Angel Jay: Hey, stop stealing monkeys. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Brent: Well, maybe he just has manners. I don't really wanna die. Chaka's Production Assistant: He wasn't kissing your hand in the back of the van like he was fucking Lord Byron? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. Banky: Whillenholly: Backup on the way Sissy: Fanedit Release Date: September 2007. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Many Deleted Scenes, Bloopers, and Special Mentions throughout the credits. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. Holden: You guys are gonna ruin my movie career. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. What the hell? [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. By what name was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) officially released in India in English? Ben Affleck: The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. Just stand there, and react. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in. You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Adam Carolla (Deleted scene, uncredited) as FBI Agent Sid; Production [] The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. The organization is a front; Brent is a patsy, who will free animals from a laboratory as a diversion while the girls rob a diamond depository. Justice: Half's not enough? The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Chaka: [to Silent Bob] The sporadic appearances of the second string character duo of Jay and Silent Bob were always a welcome event. In a Deleted Scene: Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". If I go to prison will you wait for me? In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Jay: Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. At least Holden had the good sense to leave his name off of it. [singing] When the fuck can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl! [to Silent Bob] Chaka's Production Assistant: Jay : What the fuck is the Internet? Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? Jay: Read more Read reviews Add to list . Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. I'll be right here waitin'. Uh the fat one's watchin the little one? Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. edit crew name : nOmArch. Director Kevin Smith Writer Kevin Smith (characters) Stars Jason Mewes Kevin Smith Ben Affleck See production, box office & company info Watch on Prime Video [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away]. Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. Its time I get my black ass out of here. Steve Kmetko: And sometimes, you play Reindeer Games. Well, FUCK that. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? You chug that ass cock, baby. We met a few weeks back, I'm the executive producer. The monkey will spank us! To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgment; and passing judgment is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics toojust kidding). Jay's Mother: Jay: [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving] The pair visit Holden McNeil (Chasing Amy), co-writer of Bluntman and Chronic, and demand him to give them their royalties from the film, but Holden explains he sold his share of the rights to co-creator Banky Edwards. Date Original Film Was Released : 2001. P.S. Look at me. Randal Graves: Jay's Mother: No little perv-bullshit's gonna work for this one. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! Jay: Fuck you, you already said half. It incorporates all cent. Why are you shooting at me? More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: News newscast about the online threat the duo sent against the studio earlier in the film. Actually, there's a funny story behind that. Miramax Security Guard Gordon: And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. She has a nice voice, too. Tricia Jones: 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. COMMANDER! While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. She is TOO fine! See? And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: This desperate effort, with yet more yawn-inducing intros by Smith, is just garbage. Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Jay: We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Jay: There are no inadequacies. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Jay: Hooker #1: It's the new millennium. Banky: Un-ban us. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake]. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Man, chicks in Hollywood are so stuck-up. Jay: Jay: Randal Graves: And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. [appears out of nowhere] Holden : The Internet buzz. Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Justice: Jay: Have you seen them roaming around? Whillenholly: Fred: We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Banky: You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. Frequently bought together + + Total price: $38.49 A multiple-choice quiz by discodivafever . We're going to Hollywood! [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Oh and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - *you maniacs*! Jason Biggs: They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. [Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob]. And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob." Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Something nice. Jay: All video and DVD versions restore that line. James Van Der Beek: Jules Asner: Whillenholly: Girls like that kinda shit. Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. Jay: [after asked to get a new clean latte] They gotta break into Provasik now. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. She doesn't want to go back to the lab. [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Right. [at Brodie's Secret Stash] Nothing. What've I been telling you? [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] Whillenholly: The Secret Stash While each section of disc two may come with interesting titles, it usually just turns out to be yet more deleted footage. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. James Van Der Beek: If today is Tuesday and the movie starts filming on Friday, we have Holden: Comedy. Saw Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back a few months ago, absolutely great movie. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Jay: Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Hmm, I don't know. [slightly amused] Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? Brodie: I miss dating a lesbian. Jay: I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? OOH you little fuck. [about "Dawson's Creek"] Hey, watch the language, little boy. Brodie: Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. The officers find footage of a video Sissy recorded of Jay claiming to be "the clit commander", with accompanying literature that "Clit" is an acronym for Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-Dwellers. It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Jay: You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Dante: I wasn't even supposed to be here today!! What is your damage, little boy. Be Don Juan de la Nooch. You should be. Its the female orgasm that's the myth. The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. I'd do anything for you. Banky: What a motherfucker, man! Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Ben Affleck: The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Sissy: New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. No the clit is real. [slaps it out his hands] Silent Bob's Mother: Amount of time Cut/Added : SCENES CUT/TRIMMED/EDITED. The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. It's either this or jail. Dude, she called you retarded. You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [VHS] Jason Mewes (Actor), Kevin Smith (Actor, Director, Writer) Format: VHS Tape 4,278 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape from $65.00 Additional VHS Tape options Edition Discs Price New from Used from VHS Tape August 13, 2002 1 $14.24 $14.24 $6.00 VHS Tape Sissy: The film was a minor commercial success, grossing $33.8 million worldwide from a $22 million budget, and received mixed reviews from critics. Sure, I do. These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Wes Craven: On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Jay: The woke ass "girl gang" shes a part of are also fucking annoying. There they are! I'm counting on you, Sheriff. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. Boy, Walt. Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. James Van Der Beek: Assistant Director(GWH 2): The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Eliza Dushku (Actor), Jason Mewes (Actor) Rated: R Format: Blu-ray 4,292 ratings IMDb 6.8/10.0 Amazon's Choice for "jay and silent bob strike back" -7% $1299 List Price: $13.99 Get Fast, Free Shipping with Amazon Prime FREE Returns Prime Video $3.99 $14.99 Blu-ray $12.99 DVD $5.00 VHS Tape $10.99 But funny. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. This store sure does suck ass, doesn't it? ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Brent: Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. We've got a mystery to solve! Jay: Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. What the fuck are you talking about? [the monkey has been put into a car] Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio CC BUY OR RENT When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? What are you, fucking retarded? I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? You know, the one about you and him and your "relationship"? In 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back' (2001), a guy who comes out and clicks the clapperboard for a few seconds is Paul Dini, an Emmy-winning writer who first created the character Harley Quinn on Batman TAS (this is part of the commentary) Jay: Chrissy: Dante Hicks: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. You know what? Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Lonely. Jay's Mother: Oh, you like that, MULE. You'll do it, or you're out of the gang, Justice. The fuck you talkin' about? Check this shit out. And for one more record, he does love the cock. Yeah, I'll bet you do. Reg Hartner: Watch on YouTube Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back Comedy 2001 1 hr 44 min English audio R CC Rent When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is. I was a guard. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Wow! Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Another white boy in this movie? Gus Van Sant: Fuckin' we stole a monkey, we got shot at, and I got punched in the motherfuckin' nuts by a guy named Cockknocker! [Walt and Steve-Dave leave the premiere of Bluntman & Chronic]. Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Silent Bob: Date Edit Was Released : September 2007. The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. This isn't fair! There's nothing you can do about it. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. [to Banky] Oh Yeah! WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME? Pull of their masks and let's see who they really are! Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in Hollywood is a homosexual. Cast and Crew . Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.35:1 on this single-sided, double-layered DVD; the image has been enhanced for 16X9 televisions. Holden: Whillenholly: I'm a noble rabbit Jay: Wow, there's a lot of love in the room. Hey! Jay: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Assistant Director(GWH 2): Holy shit, dude. Jay: We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago. The C.L.I.T. Two reasons. Jason Biggs: In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. You went to film school didn't you? Tell him, Steve-Dave. Willenholly: Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Written by God herself and sent down to the greatest band in the world: The mother-fucking Time. Jay: As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract. Oh my God. / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. billy reed my name is earl actor,