Here is the updated version of every line of Urkel's famous: "I've fallen and I can't get up" line from the show Family Matters.Here are the episodes in orde. Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, The real Psycho Twins would have still been in the ring wrestling, If It wasn't for Your stupid sleepy juice. Laura Lee Winslow: No! I love this lady [Laura] and I can come over here anytime I want to and you can't stop me! Laura Lee Winslow: Oh lord, you're gonna die. Heapingly, overflowingly, full! I'm Stefan sweet thing. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll tell you what son, why not give me cash for Christmas. April 24th, Carl, I planted this fake diary because I knew you'd read it. Laura: You know, I just don't get why people are so afraid of our history. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. Laura: Steve Urkel, you are the most annoying human being that I have ever met! Waldo: Hey, you don't have to like my cookin', but, please, don't call me names! Kanye West name-dropped "Family Matters" star Steve Urkel on his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy track, "Dark Fantasy." However, Ye originally thought a similar line rapped by T-Pain was "corny," the "Buy U A Drank" singer claims.. As reported by HipHopDX on Tuesday (Sept. 7), T-Pain says Ye stole the concept for the Urkel-referencing line after hearing a similar lyric on his . Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Failure to signal. Waldo: [after thinking a moment] Ok. In the current social climate that is rich with dialogue about appropriate consent between men and women, women are quite reasonably, on guard about objectification. But, if I'm not, the last two words you'll ever say will be, "A Choo.". It meant a lot to me. Steve Urkel: Mmm, steak. Ken: [Grabbing Steve by the collar] THAT FEEB YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT WAS ME! Carl: Oh, you heard me, don't ever come back. I was just talking with your grandmother. From 1989 to 1998 (via IMDb ), White . You are under arrest! Carl Otis Winslow: I know. My, what strong arms. Steve Urkel. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, when are we leaving? Hey Steve, would you like a breast? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Laura] Sugar, I realize you're having a hard time, but you've got to stand up for whatever you believe in, or things will never change. When I was born when the doctor slapped me, I SHOT him! I can't afford a B on my permanent record. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [under laughing gas, laughing] I just realized, your name is Doctor Smiley. My mom's the one who really messed up. Laura Lee Winslow: O.k. Anybody have more punch? My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. Right now we're going to have a wedding, but directly after that we're going to have a funeral. Laura: There's an Urkel in our defense department?
'Steve Urkel' actor launches cannabis brand on 4/20 Harriette Winslow: [gives him a tray of drinks] Here, take these with you. Eddie: Name's Eddie Winslow, but my friends call me Eddie. Carl Otis Winslow: No.
Steve Urkel Pick Up Lines - tqquu.rocks You had two whole days to forget where it was. Rachel Crawford: Well, I'm planning dinner for a very, very special friend. It's not fair. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Rachel Crawfish? He acts like a gangster, gangsters hate cops.
The Most Memorable Moments From Family Matters - Looper.com Laura Lee Winslow: Let's just take that risk. Laura Lee Winslow: Well I guess Steve was practicing his accordion. Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] Him. [music abruptly stops] Look at yourselves. Will you marry me? Originally slated to be a one-time-only character on the show, he broke out to be its most popular character and gradually became its protagonist. Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [told he can't go to the party] You mean I was nice for nothing? It's always tomorrow with that boy! Can you help me out? Steven Quincy Urkel: I wasn't the one who overslept, Ms. Rip Van Winslow. I was not abrasive. He's a lawyer! Carl Otis Winslow: Hey sweetheart, how about some pie? But I have feelings, too. Lt. Murtaugh: Keep the pace, Mr. Backwards Hat! Carl: Maybe you can even resurrect your band. Dexter Thornhill: [after being found guilty at Urkel's trial] Darn you Urkel, Darn you to Heck! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Yup. "If I were a stop light I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.". Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture. Steve Urkel: A little? Steve Urkel: What? And, my God, look what you've done to Waldo. Web. This could be an emergency and I'm not even dressed yet! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice! I mean we've made contributions to this country for over 300 years, but you wouldn't know it looking at most history books, it's not fair. Steve Urkel: L-long enough to get i-icicles on my nose hair Look! Steve Urkel: By any chance, is that something you enjoy? Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! Harriette Winslow: Before you stormed out of the house, I forgot to mention to you that I called OGD's Grandmother back in Detroit. So you have to make every minute count. Harriette Winslow: And you think I'm FAT? Every time I ask her about it, she just cries and takes another Rolaid. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh gee that'd scare me. Harriette: Soon, baby. Stefan Urkelle: Where did you learn all that? Steve Urkel: I have a lot of personal experience in first aid. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I got one of those once, did you know the sidewalk isn't a passing lane? Steve Urkel: Practice.
Steve Urkel - Wikipedia Steve Urkel: All right, Laura, we'll randeavou at the Isetta. It's late. And from that day on, EVERYBODY could use that library. And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Undaunted, Steve switches the station to polka music and ends up having a good time dancing with Waldo and Maxine], Carl: By the way, thanks for letting me use your chamber, Stefan. His parents were very upset. You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. "No mo giet itsu mana! Dec 25, 2011 - Explore Nadia Hussein's board "Steve Urkel", followed by 259 people on Pinterest. Ty: Actually I haven't got my wings yet and I play the keyboard. If you hit me, do I not sneeze? Carl Otis Winslow: I do not and keep your voice down the neighbors might hear you. 7. Laura: Steve, did you eat that moldy cheese? Harriette Winslow: Now here's something I didn't know. Oh, yes it is! Steve Urkel was the breakout character for the hit Friday night ABC sitcom "Family Matters" while Jaleel White who played him was the show's breakout star. I was kickin' butt. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes, Harriette! I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant. Rachel Crawford: She keeled over leading a game of Simon says! Get up and get your own pie! Steve who? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Stephan] Laura Winslow, you are the sun, the rain, and the wind that flowers my soul. Clarence has under control. In Season 1 he was a supporting character and made his first appearance as a background character in Rachel's First Date and had his first major role in "Laura's First Date", however as of Season 2 he was officially considered a main character . Harriette: What for? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Way to go Carl! Sergeant Shishka: Urkel, Winslow, you are not on my list of new recruits. Harriette Winslow: Why? Robber: [holding up the convenience store where Carl, Steve, and Urkelbot are undercover, threatening Carl with a gun] You! I'm here. Carl Otis Winslow: I do not care what other people think. Harriette: That won't get the stains out. Waldo: I'm sorry, Steve. Waldo: Laura, I know I'm just wasting my time, but would you like to kinda, maybe go out with me, sorta, tomorrow night, maybe? I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve. Steve Urkel: I've fallen and I can't get up! I don't know what to say. Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! [strikes a pose] Laura? Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [reveals his empty jacket] He meant the booze that came out of my jacket. 2023. Laura Lee Winslow: [reading note] 'If you want black history, go back to Africa'. Steve Urkel: [sobbing] In about a week or so, but she gonna have to miss the prom. Harriette: At my table, you eat them. I wanna read it to my mom. Waldo: But, why ya gonna do that, Willie? Rachel Crawford: Exactly what were Eddie's instructions? You're standing on my finger! He created a machine that could cause items to grow in size. Steve Urkel: To be quite honest, Fuffner; I'd written you off as being incorrigible.
Blogging Everyday on Tumblr Cop: It's also against the law. Rachel Crawford: When the paramedics got there, they thought SIXTY-SEVEN people had died! Steve Urkel: I bought two tickets to a concert that Laura wants to go to and offered to take her as my, get this, date! [splashes Waldo with the spiked punch]. Rodney Beckett: [after seeing Eddie's music video] I can't believe it. Eddie: I just did the laundry and I'm on my way out to wash the car and cut the grass. I wanna take it home and read it to my mom. [to Steve] I'm wearing you DOWN, baby! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: March 24th, Raoul's houseoat is beautiful. Waldo, you may go now. often referred to simply by his surname, Urkel, is the main protagonist of Family Matters. You're a fine man.You'll be spending the month of May in your room, but you're a fine young man.
T-Pain says Kanye West stole one of his lines after calling it - REVOLT Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. Would you like that? Steve Urkel: I had my first allergy attack when I was nine. I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderfanny. It's to another restaurant. You don't want to get fried. [heads for the stairs - Carl grabs him by his suspenders] I almost got ya there, Carl. [opens fire at Urkelbot who catches all the rounds in his hand], Urkelbot: [Urkelbot walks up to the robber and drops the bullets on the floor before lifting the robber off the floor with one hand], Urkelbot: [Terminator Impression] Hasta la vista, baby! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Next Saturday. Harriette: Don't even think like that. [goes to the refrigerator] No root beer? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Yes sir. Steve Urkel: Oh, Gosh golly, Jeepers Creepers. Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them! The Its PurpL logo features the young mug of White as Steve Urkel, with his signature Coke-bottle spectacles and high-top fade haircut that blends into a purple haze riding above the floating. In the latter half of Family Matters, Steve started staying with the Winslows as his parents didn't want him around. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Eddo, Eddo, Eddo! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. Steve Urkel: [Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up! This is my mother. I realize the reason you don't love me is because I'm weak. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No, I *am* a serious little nerd. He's fanning his hace with a plate as Eddie walks in]. So, what's cookin', good lookin'? That wasn't a rock video. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel: Fuffner, I've heard of some low things in my time, but forcing Laura to go to the dance with me is plain dispicable. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class sign. Steve Urkel: It wasn't that play that cost you the championship. Wha? Alright. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You know, I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agreed with Waldo Geraldo Faldo. Carl: Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom? Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Carl: I'll tell you what's sad Harriette, I've watched two full hours of the "Bridges Of Madison County" and Clint didn't blow up one bridge! Can you believe that? There's a lot of bad pickup lines out there. Carl Otis Winslow: Oh, now Harriette, that's a bit harsh. Carl Otis Winslow: Better, I locked him up. Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. Steve is embarrassed that he didn't walk out the door faster. Steve Urkel: Hey, you gotta get up if want to get dow oh [guests scream as Steve falls off the edge of the roof]. Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him. With Squeeze I'm not safe nowhere. I wish I'd never done it. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Carl Otis Winslow: [More excitedly] Yes, ma'am! Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. Your father waited at the Box Office for an hour. Newsflash, Eddie! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Why? You kissed me. Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. Laura: Just let me fall! Laura Lee Winslow: [crying] Steve why do you always say things like that? And sometimes I was sorry I ever started the whole thing, but I didn't quit. And we practiced for six minutes! Steve Urkel: You didn't even make it onto the chart! I promised grandma I'd help her get ready. I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. Laura Lee Winslow: Now, for the championship and the toaster oven, who made the first patented shoe sewing machine? Eddo. Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. Rachel Crawford: Oh. I kept quiet last week and I haven't say anything tonight. Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? Steven Quincy Urkel: Don't interrupt me! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh they love the new me. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Nobody threatens my woman! It can't explode or anything? ", Harriette Winslow: She looked at me with tears in her eyes, and she said "Why, Mom?". Carl Otis Winslow: Harriette, I was steamed, I didn't want to do something I'll regret. She's mine! "Tomorrow, Dad!" Carl Otis Winslow: [kisses the ice cream carton] Goodbye. Ha ha! A small gastronomic goof up. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: What? Steve Urkel: [about the music video] This is going to be the biggest bomb since Howard the Duck. Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Eddie, your father left you three messages for you and you never called him back. Needless to say she's not amused as he jumps on there]. I can almost see what you had for lunch! First of all, this is not a real date. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. Steve Urkel: Your Honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo! I just spend two hours talking a guy off a ledge, then found out he was a window washer. He's never used his! I do not like 30 people hanging around my shoulder, saying "Hey Senora, can you eat a little faster?". Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! Rachel Crawford: Little Richie spoke his first word. Snap, Sidekick: [with the Serpents] All the doo-dah day. Old money has more wrinkles! The Nineties. [He leaves the house]. Oh! Steve Urkel: I will not be bullied! Aunt Oona: The water main snapped when the roof collapsed. Eddie borrowed money from me. And you got LOUDER every time you made the Maitre D move us to another table. Get down from there! Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! Was I about to take the Big Sleep? Steve Urkel: Boyd whipped Eddie. Harriette Winslow: What a miserable evening. Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]. "Smile, if you want to have sex with me." 4. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Laura, when I was about your age, I LOVED to read, just like you. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What kind of plans? So one day I decided to do something about it. Harriette Winslow: You can't blame them for walking, Eddie. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup? [skips away from Stefan and Myra towards the elevator. And it will also think of a range of mistakes, not just the standard fare of stats guys everywhere: the disastrous trade up. Don't they teach Black History at your school? Laura: [Long pause] Your looks. Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. [faints]. Chocum hi chip chok!". I'll be in all the videos. Edward, sure I got a moment. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Who would've thought Harriette was a bit friendly. Yesterday Richie and 3J were playing 'Nick and Carl'. A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. Bushwhacker Luke: Me mother was arrested by cops last night! Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: That's big talk coming from a guy in Italy. Steve Urkel: [panicked] um perhaps you mean "biosphere"? Harriette Winslow: I know. Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take one? Steve Urkel: Hi Harriette, hi Laura, hi Harriette, hi Laura, hi Harriette, oh look, it's Laura! Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. Harriette Winslow: Mother Winslow, take all the toddlers up to your room. Never snort with a hangover! Steve Urkel: Ready, my sweet? Third, if you touch me at any time, the "non-date" is over. You refuse to go out with me for the last decade! I got a nosebleed at birth. Laura: So, Myrtle, how long are you gonna be around? Her temperature shot up and she tossed more cookies than the Keebler elf. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [driving off] Would you relax, Steve? Harriette Winslow: I simply put out his cigar. I don't *ever* want to work for you again. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [after Steve, Eddie & Waldo sang 'My Girl'] Don't we remind you of The Temptations? Eddie: Isn't there somebody else you could annoy? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh well Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean to tell me that the Army screwed up the paper work again. They're disgusting. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It's a tradition in the Urkel family to not consummate the marriage for three months. There's no justification for this behavior! I didn't kiss you. Rodney Beckett: YOU thought you were smart? Sergeant Shishka: Don't insult my Army. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's your aunt's name, who'd want to kill her, and who do you like in the World Series? Steve Urkel: Why, come back here, you little hussy! No, you're not invited. A few minutes ago, I just saw Laura and I fanted. And I like the Red Sox. Gosh I bet that's never happened before. Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. White . Carl Otis Winslow: Society places too much emphasis on being thin. Chain: It occurs to me that you could be wired. Harriette: This feud between you and Nick is getting out of control. Did you know an African American helped design the blueprint for Washington, D.C.? No phones. Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. Got anything in the fridge? But, I'd be willing to pay you. Steve is clumsy and obsessive yet charismatic and likable. Lady in Strip Club: Shut up and shake your booty! Why, it'll ruin my transcript! Does that about cover it? Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Laura Lee Winslow: No no no, a GEEK party, as in nerd, doofus. The lovestruck genius of Steve Urkel. Laura: Steve, I can't talk now. Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Eddie: I'm sorry, Steve. Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea] But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. So go ahead, FIRE ME! We'll start with a common Korean phrase. Family Matters is a comedy that has many serious episodes, something many sitcoms delve into from time to time, but "Good Cop, Bad Cop" is possibly their best offering of drama. Laura: Science class. Daniel Wallace: Hey, man. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, what are you waiting for? Quotes.net. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Wa chee! Mango? Oh, I see.
36 Steve Urkel ideas | steve urkel, humor, funny - Pinterest Carl Otis Winslow: [Grabs his wallet] How much do you need? I will not give you a lock of my hair. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Laura: For the last time, Steve. He held operations in Chicago. Steve Urkel: Oh, nothing. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. [Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his Swiss Melody Chimes and Carl is furiously awaken by it. Harriette: I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class. Steve Urkel: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Pick a general observation about her personality. I can't live like this. Mucus comes in so many colors. It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! [poins to the part on Harriette's diary] Aha, it's over with me and Raoul. Myra Monkhouse: Um, one plus one equals fun? [removes Carl's napkin from his shirt and tosses it on the coffee table]. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: over and over and over. I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. Steve Urkel: 'Standardized Urkel Elementary Math Exam'. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, your old man's read a book or two. [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. [takes note and crumbles it, Laura slams locker door, revealing the word 'N*gger' spray painted on it]. And believe you me, I know what being different is all about. You know uh, Laura doesn't have a date for the prom either. Can't see a darn thing. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: That's hotties, Steve. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Freddy Krueger!
101 Best Pick Up Lines: Cheesy, Funny, Cute - Parade: Entertainment Then we par-tay, see no problem. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Ok, you talked me into it. I know how you feel about Laura. Dr. Goodrich: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act! Stupid? Carl Otis Winslow: Yeah, well. My zipper." 5. Boyd broke my glasses. The hot chocolate will be ready soon. Carl was his horse. Played by Jaleel White, Urkel joined "Family Matters" at the end of its first season, which one of his castmates says was a production decision that changed everything. [picks up a single serving container of gross looking food in the cafeteria]. 11 days ago. [Grabs and kisses her. Actor Jaleel White, famous for his cultural touchstone role as Steve Urkel in Family Matters, is entering the cannabis industry.Through a partnership with 710 Labs, White's new cannabis line .