He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. Jordan Belfort: Is there an apology message on the machine?" Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Everybody on point! Money. What the fuck is going on out here? Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, WHY? Did you cum? Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Really, really great. And I wanna meet Willy fuckin' Wonka, okay? Jordan Belfort: Bulls. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Donnie Azoff: Cinemark I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Jordan Belfort: [watching TV] I'm gonna take custody of the kids. Jordan Belfort: The world of investing can be a jungle. The name of the company, Aerotyne International. The whole Donnie Azoff: Where's my kiss? I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! It was like mainlining adrenaline. Fugayzi, fugazi. Patrick Denham: You're a father now. Theyre not gonna dial themselves. Naomi Lapaglia: One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? This is my home! In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Is that right? Patrick Denham: Naomi Lapaglia: You know how much I love you, right? But we have to pretend we know. Mark Hanna, The name of the game, moving the money from the clients pocket to your pocket. Mark Hanna, Always keep the client on the Ferris wheel. I'm fucked up, Brad. Exactly. It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Jordan Belfort: And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Yeah, like Buddhists. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! Pick up the phone and start dialing! Sides? Terms and Policies I still have family over there, though. Saurel! I'm sure. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. The Wolf of Wall Street: Directed by Martin Scorsese. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Sound good, John? This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. No it's not like that. Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! Its a woozie. John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. That spoke volumes, didnt it?, The three of us exchanged glances but said nothing. Naomi Lapaglia: Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. You're gonna miss it! it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. You probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Regal Jordan Belfort: While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Chester, who sold tires and weed. After they left I checked the apartment. And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Coming Soon. Exactly. We require immediate assistance! Hi, fellas! I don't love you anymore, Jordan! It's a whazy. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Yeah. What a greek tragedy! It's his first day on Wall Street. Jordan Belfort: Is it, is it mayhem? Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! No, there's no alcohol. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Donnie Azoff: I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort: Anyway, the Blue Chips took credit cards, so what was wrong with writing them off on your taxes? Donnie Azoff: Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. No way, baby, no! Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Jordan Belfort: My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. Bald. Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. What is that supposed to mean, you want a divorce? Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Jordan Belfort: Drugs. Naomi Lapaglia: Let me get that right. Okay, great. Exactly. Jordan Belfort: You know? You just made love to me. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. I got news for you. And whore you gonna be sitting next to? Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. There's no nobility in poverty. You're doing fucking drugs right now? Jordan Belfort: Jesus Christ. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your account. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Come on, baby. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. It had nothing to fucking do with me. Jordan Belfort: Oh, you're investing in Italy? Trust me, okay? [sigh of relief] Pick up the phone and start dialing! And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. Patrick Denham: You were, like, screaming at people. I'm gonna kill myself. Rogue wave! They're wrapped in sheets. I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Oh baby. Pride. [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. That's not why I do it. The Wolf of Wall Street - Rotten Tomatoes I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. I just came. fucking digits. Jordan Belfort: Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. I don't wanna die, Jordan! FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Good morning, daddy. Its because you have not learnt enough. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. [reacting to market crash] Bo Dietl: My lawyer said that you're going to prison for 20 years, Jordan! Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. And today, you needed to clean your fishbowl, today? Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Not a stitch. Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. Wolf Of Wallstreet Matthew McConaughey [FULL SCENE] [HD] Captain Ted Beecham: Now let's knock this motherfucker out of the park! He actually went to law school. Nicholas the Butler: Mark Hanna: Ok, you're going to want to raise those numbers. Janet (Jordan's Assistant): With Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey. I love you so much. I want you to fuck me real hard. There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. the success of scorsese's wolf of wall street is that it's enjoyable to watch and it shouldnt be. Perfect Hildy Azoff: I keep the rhythm below the belt. Chantalle: Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. I fucked up! The Wolf of Wall Street streaming: watch online - JustWatch Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Power. [on getting arrested] Naomi Lapaglia: It's not on the elemental chart. Twenty fucking years! And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Aunt Emma: What? The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance. But there's a big chance, right? Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. What do you mean happy for me? What are you, a fucking owl? The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Jordan Belfort: Enjoy! And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Dad, we had clients, Pfizer clients. No. I'm sure. A place for mercenaries. And in no time, I will make them rich. Jordan Belfort, Was all this legal? They're bald - they're bald from the eyebrows down. I fucked up so bad. Get the ludes downstairs! Naomi Lapaglia: She even hired a gay butler. [to the waiter] Once in the morning, right after I work out. Jordan Belfort: Hey, sweetheart! Dwayne: Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . You were calling her name in your sleep! Naomi Lapaglia: It wasn't even a choice. You dress like shit, so fuck you! They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Dont worry, it wont take long. I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! Go on. Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. Are you fucking serious? Jordan Belfort: [pushes him away with her legs] [offers pen to Chester] Jordan Belfort: Good! It's not like Look. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Jordan Belfort: I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. ~ Jordan Belfort. I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. I'm a mutt. And guess what? You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? Naomi Lapaglia: That conniving twat! Paramount Pictures - The Wolf of Wall Street Screenplay 25 grand to the first cocksucker to nail the bulls-eye! A master diver! Jesus Christ. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! God damn it! Thank God. Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. This right here is the land of opportunity. But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. He's a Boy Scout! THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. Donnie! I'm really happy for you. I'm in this for the long run, you know? The Cerebral Palsy phase. Who's Venice? And the problem with that is that your brain is like a computer: If you ask a question, it's programmed to respond, whether there's an answer or not. Jordan Belfort: Maybe sell the house. Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Coming Soon. Huh? The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. Jordan Belfort: I was hooked in seconds. [narrating to the camera] Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Turns out you're completely off the hook, honey. That is fucked up! Donnie Azoff: You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . Don't you fucking dare! Teresa Petrillo: See those little black boxes? Jordan Belfort: You got a minute? That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my fucking life! Leah Belfort: My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Donnie Azoff: Mark Hanna: You fucking bitch! And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. It's fairy dust. Yeah. Jordan Belfort: New world. Chester Ming: Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Her pussy was like heroin to me. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Jordan Belfort: You have to excuse my friend. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. They're called telephones. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Don't you Duchess me! Saturday Night Fever territory. This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Don't you wanna be my friend? Yet Jordan Belfort: She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. [pauses] it's partly due to dicaprio. Not to mention countless dollars. And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. We don't start dialing at 9:30, because our clients are already answering the phone! Not Italy. Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. Jordan Belfort: Share the best GIFs now >>> But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Is your landlord ready to evict you? One day, you will do it right. Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault, The Wolf of Wall Street finds Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DiCaprio at their most infectiously dynamic. Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. In 2013 it was adapted into a movie by the same name. Donnie Azoff: Married people can't have friends? Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. Donnie Azoff: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. More importantly, you will learn. the self narration, similar to goodfellas and moments where leo talks directly to the camera and you, the audience, are key. Mark Hanna: Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. and the I did a lot of bad shit. The book, motherfucker, the book! That's right. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: People tend to give up. The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. I can sell anything. Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Jurassic Park Movies Ranked By Tomatometer, The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023, Pokmon Detective Pikachu Sequel Finds Its Writer and Director, and More Movie News. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. Yeah? Sell me that pen. Nicky Koskoff: I'm pretty fucking sure. Look! And I choose rich every fuckin' time. Jordan Belfort: Give me a kiss, sweetheart. Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Everyone wants to get rich. Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. Naomi Lapaglia: Oh, you don't love me? Jordan Belfort: She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. We'll get broad-sided and tip over. Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Is she like, a first cousin? Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Jordan Belfort: It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. Winners use words that say 'must' and 'will'. Technically, you do work for me. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. The Circus: Inside the Greatest Political Show on Earth: Season 8, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 1, Link to Marvel Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer, Link to The Most Anticipated TV & Streaming Shows of March 2023. Naomi Lapaglia: Honestly, I'm not bullshitting here, this is one of the nicest boats that I've ever been on. Leonardo DiCaprio's iconic dialogues from 'The Wolf Of Wall Street Donnie Azoff: This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Venice. You gotta stay relaxed. There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. Jordan Belfort: You know, just people say shit. Naomi Lapaglia: Gotta pump those numbers up. I am a master diver, you hear that? Some of these girls, you should see them. Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? Read critic reviews. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. No, no, this can be explained. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. I haven't made love to you in so long. So take a good look, daddy. 9 famous Wolf of Wall Street quotes | The Sun Robbie Feinberg, the Pinhead, took five years to finish high school. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. I don't care whose birthday it is. Because I want you to come for me, baby. How do you say rathole in British? I don't even listen to it half the time. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter Fuck you! The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes by Jordan Belfort - Goodreads Its not on the elemental chart. The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . Pick up the phone and start dialing! Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Oh my God! The Wolf of Wall Street may be an entertaining film based on a true story, but it places too much emphasis on style over substance and fails to become anything more than a compilation of short memoirs from Jordan Belfort's life. You want me to sell you this fucking pen? Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! You be telephone fucking terrorists! Jordan Belfort: People have been buzzing about Martin Scorsese's new movie, "The Wolf of . On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Jordan Belfort: Wow. It's like a non-alcoholic beer. Look at this! A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Refresh and try again. Don't watch with family, seriously. 55 Best The Wolf Of Wall Street Quotes - Succeed Feed Let the consequences of failure become so dire and so unthinkable that youll have no choice but to do whatever it takes to succeed., The easiest way to make money is -create something of such value that everybody wants and go out and give and create value, the money comes automatically., I've got the guts to die. I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Jordan Belfort: That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. They're up my ass. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. Or maybe manipulate events are the more appropriate words. Don't worry about it, I got it. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Fuzzy Bear over there? Its a place for killers. It had nothing to fucking do with me! Jordan Belfort: Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Yeah. Why don't you do me a favor. They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Number one rule of Wall Street. Is your landlord ready to evict you? That was you! Get those fucking ludes! The show goes on! [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] Max Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. Turn around! You hear me? Donnie Azoff: One fucking day. I felt horrible. Brad: And actually do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day, huh? Jordan Belfort: I have some really, really great news. Max Belfort: What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? The True Story Behind The Wolf of Wall Street Movie - Collider Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. Jordan Belfort: Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? Oh my God! Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Honey, you okay? So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls FBI! Pick Up the Phone & Start Dialing - The Wolf of Wall Street Naomi Lapaglia: Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? No, daddy doesn't even get to touch mommy for a very, very, very long time. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Good. Are people looting and raping? Right, right. You can sell anything? Oh, Jesus Christ. After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? Give him time. Jordan Belfort: Do I jerk off? Patrick Denham: He didn't mean any of it. Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. Can I finish eating first? [throwing money at the FBI agents] And you got the beautiful girls there. Are you out of your fucking mind? But I needn't have been. What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Doesn't even matter to you! It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. I heard some stupid shit. Donnie Azoff: Patrick Denham: It is no matter. Sell me this pen! You had a minute? Oh come on, baby.